From: jmd@inmet.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Definitive Opcode List - (nf)
Date: Thu, 15-Mar-84 23:53:25 EST

One collection of new opcodes was one that I collected for
the Michigan Technic (at Univ. of Michigan) several years
ago (which is probably where the person from U of M copied
it from...)  "The Technic Guide to Assembler Language"
appeared in two parts and was the "best" of some 250 opcodes 
that I invented, got from friends, or found in various locations 
(from the library to East Engineering Bldg bathrooms) at the 
school.  The list that follows contains most of them, and a 
few more that people here (at Intermetrics) have added to 
the list.  Enjoy.

                                  Jeff Diewald
                                  Intermetrics, Inc.
                                  {!harpo, !ima}!inmet!jmd
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        MNEMONIC                INSTRUCTION

        AAC                     Alter All Commands
        AAR                     Alter at Random
        AB                      Add Backwards
        AFVC                    Add Finagle's Variable Constant
        AIB                     Attack Innocent Bystander
        AWTT                    Assemble with Tinker Toys
        BAC                     Branch to Alpha Centauri
        BAF                     Blow all Fuses
        BAFL                    Branch and Flush
        BBIL                    Branch on Burned-Out Indicator Light
        BBT                     Branch on Binary Tree
        BBW                     Branch Both Ways
        BCIL                    Branch Creating Infinite Loop
        BDC                     Break Down and Cry
        BDT                     Burn Data Tree
        BEW                     Branch Either Way
        BF                      Belch Fire
        BH                      Branch and Hang
        BMR                     Branch Multiple Registers
        BOB                     Branch on Bug
        BOD                     Beat on the Disk
        BOI                     Byte Operator Immediately
        BPDI                    Be Polite, Don't Interrupt
        BPO                     Branch on Power Off
        BRSS                    Branch on Sunspot
        BST                     Backspace and Stretch Tape
        BW                      Branch on Whim
        CBNC                    Close, but no Cigar
        CDC                     Close Disk Cover
        CDIOOAZ                 Calm Down, It's Only Ones and Zeroes
        CEMU                    Close Eyes and Monkey With User Space
        CH                      Create Havoc
        CLBR                    Clobber Register
        CLBRI                   Clobber Register Immediately
        CM                      Circulate Memory
        CMD                     Compare Meaningless Data
        CML                     Compute Meaning of Life
        CNB                     Cause Nervous Breakdown
        COLB                    Crash for Operator's Lunch Break
        CPPR                    Crumple Printer Paper and Rip
        CRASH                   Continue Running After Stop or Halt
        CRB                     Crash and Burn
        CRN                     Convert to Roman Numerals
        CS                      Crash System
        CSL                     Curse and Swear Loudly
        CU                      Convert to Unary
        CVG                     Convert to Garbage
        CWOM                    Complement Write-only Memory
        CZZC                    Convert Zone to Zip Code
        DBTP                    Drop Back Ten and Punt
        DBZ                     Divide by Zero
        DC                      Divide and Conquer
        DDC                     Dally During Calculations
        DLN                     Don't Look Now...
        DMNS                    Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
        DMPE                    Decide to Major in Phys. Ed.
        DMPK                    Destroy Memory Protect Key
        DNPG                    Do Not Pass Go
        DO                      Divide and Overflow
        DOC                     Drive Operator Crazy
        DPMI                    Declare Programmer Mentally Incompetent
        DPR                     Destroy Program
        DTC                     Destroy This Command
        DTE                     Decrement Telephone Extension
        DTVFL                   Destroy Third Variable From Left
        DW                      Destroy World
        EBB                     Edit and Blank Buffer
        ECO                     Electrocute Computer Operator
        EEOIFNO                 Execute Every Other Instruction From
                                   Now On
        EFD                     Emulate Frisbee Using Disk Pack
        EIAO                    Execute In Any Order
        EIOC                    Execute Invalid Op-code
        EMPC                    Emulate Pocket Calculator
        EMSE                    Edit and Mark Something Else
        ENF                     Emit Noxious Fumes
        EP                      Execute Programmer
        EPI                     Execute Programmer Immediately
        EROS                    Erase Read-only Storage
        EXOP                    Execute Operator
        EXPP                    Execute Political Prisoner
        FLI                     Flash Lights Impressively
        FSM                     Fold, Spindle and Mutilate
        FSRA                    Forms Skip and Run Away
        GCAR                    Get Correct Answer Regardless
        GDP                     Grin Defiantly at Programmer
        GFD                     Go Forth and Divide
        GFM                     Go Forth and Multiply
        HCF                     Halt and Catch Fire
        HCP                     Hide Central Processor
        IAE                     Ignore All Exceptions
        IBP                     Insert Bug and Proceed
        IIB                     Ignore Inquiry and Branch
        ISC                     Insert Sarcastic Comments
        JTZ                     Jump to Twilight Zone
        LAP                     Laugh At Programmer
        LCC                     Load and Clear Core
        LPA                     Lead Programmer Astray
        MAZ                     Multiply Answer by Zero
        MBR                     Multiply and be Fruitful
        MLR                     Move and Lose Record
        MW                      Malfunction Whenever
        MWAG                    Make Wild-Assed Guess
        MWT                     Malfunction Without Telling
        OML                     Obey Murphy's Laws
        P$*!                    Punch Obscenity
        PBC                     Print and Break Chain
        PD                      Play Dead
        PDSK                    Punch Disk
        PEHC                    Punch Extra Holes in Cards
        PFD                     Punt on Fourth Down
        PI                      Punch Invalid
        PNRP                    Print Nasty Replies to Programmer
        POCL                    Punch Out Console Lights
        POPI                    Punch Operator Immediately
        PVLC                    Punch Variable Length Card
        RA                      Randomize Answer
        RASC                    Read and Shred Card
        RCB                     Read Command Backwards
        RD                      Reverse Directions
        RDA                     Refuse to Disclose Answer
        RDB                     Run Disk Backwards
        RDS                     Read Sideways
        RIRG                    Read Inter-record Gap
        RLI                     Rotate Left Indefinitely
        ROC                     Randomize Op Codes
        ROO                     Rub Out Operator
        RPB                     Read Print and Blush
        RPM                     Read Programmer's Mind
        RRSGWSSNK               Round and Round She Goes, Where
                                   She Stops, Nobody Knows
        RSD                     On Read Error Self-Destruct
        RSTOM                   Read From Store-only Memory
        RTS                     Return To Sender
        RWCR                    Rewind Card Reader
        SAI                     Skip All Instructions
        SAS                     Sit And Spin
        SCCA                    Short Circuit on Correct Answer
        SFH                     Set Flags to Half-mast
        SFT                     Stall For Time
        SHAB                    Shift a Bit
        SHABM                   Shift a Bit More
        SLP                     Sharpen Light Pen
        SMR                     Skip on Meaningless Result
        SOS                     Sign off, Stupid
        SOT                     Sit on a Tack
        SPS                     Set Panel Switches
        SPSW                    Scramble Program Status Word
        SQPC                    Sit Quietly and Play With Your Crayons
        SRDR                    Shift Right Double Ridiculous
        SRSD                    Seek Record and Scar Disk
        SRZ                     Subtract and Reset to Zero
        SSJ                     Select Stacker and Jam
        STA                     Store Anywhere
        STROM                   Store in Read-only Memory
        TARC                    Take Arithmetic Review Course
        TDB                     Transfer and Drop Bits
        TLO                     Turn Indicator Lights Off
        TN                      Take a Nap
        TPDH                    Tell Programmer to Do it Him/Herself
        TPF                     Turn Power Off
        TPN                     Turn Power On
        TTA                     Try, Try Again
        UCB                     Uncouple CPU and Branch
        UER                     Update and Erase Record
        ULDA                    Unload Accumulator
        UP                      Understand Program
        UPCI                    Update Card In Place
        WBT                     Water Binary Tree
        WEMG                    Write Eighteen Minute Gap
        WF                      Wait Forever
        WHFO                    Wait Until Hell Freezes Over
        WI                      Write Illegibly
        WPM                     Write Programmer's Mind
        WWLR                    Write Wrong-Length Record
        WSWW                    Work in Strange and Wondrous Ways
        XSP                     Execute Systems Programmer
        ZAR                     Zero Any Register
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